im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via becomingdanielray)
its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
(Source: an-egg, via lets-go-lesbos)
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
(via falling-for-your-lust)
| My Brother: | Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person? |
| My Brother: | Why is it called a building when it's already built? |
| My Brother: | If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? |
| My Brother: | When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment... |
| My Brother: | If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular? |
| My Brother: | Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking? |
| My Brother: | What's the speed of dark? |
| Me: | -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers- |
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
(via falling-for-your-lust)
